I, Claudius....

...hate it when my pastie slips.

I don't know what to Fey...

I am a major fan of the Fey but this cover looks like all those years of pulling jokes out the bag have had a seriously hideous side effect. Either that or I must've missed the 30Rock episode where Liz and Jack have a baby who grows up with Liz's face and Jack's torso.

Great Excretations...

He'd had great expectations when he'd gone to the loo that morning; but sadly he'd been disappointed by a pile of droppings only a rabbit could be proud of.

Young at Heart...

Sure he was also the oldest kid in the neighborhood, but heck age was but a number. Health was what really mattered. Health, water melons and blue polar neck jumpers.

Martha, Martha...

it had been a long day of smiling and head tilting. Martha couldn't wait for the photo shoot be over so she could take a deep, long swig of the blue lagoon cocktail she'd surreptitiously hidden in the spray bottle. Unfortunately vodka gave her the runs, but on the bright side she'd remembered to keep her industrial sized roll of toilet paper close at hand.

It's a dog's life...

Sure, being Lassie wasn't all fun and games, but he had to admit one of the main perks was how easy it was to pick up chicks.

The Company She Keeps...

She called it leading a colourful social life. Her parents and the doctors called it Schizophrenia.